Recovering industry analyst, research director CISO. Senior Fellow at @AtlanticCouncil @CyberStatecraft. Single, childful cat lady.General Content Warnings: snark, bad words, even worse puns, occasional flashes of borrowed insight, plugging of selected $employer events and publications, random brain radio songs, multilingual commentary Note: Sufficiently advanced shitposting is indistinguishable from thought leadership. — @jwgoerlich
Recovering industry analyst, research director CISO. Senior Fellow at @AtlanticCouncil @CyberStatecraft. Single, childful cat lady.General Content Warnings: snark, bad words, even worse puns, occasional flashes of borrowed insight, plugging of selected $employer events and publications, random brain radio songs, multilingual commentary Note: Sufficiently advanced shitposting is indistinguishable from thought leadership. — @jwgoerlich
Cocoa Hoto (real) 
Wolfgirl Supremacist, Schizo Poster, Proponent of Atlantean Origin Theory,Soldier of White Jamahiriya, Watamelon cultist:watamelon_pet:,maker of bad memes and poster of shit and cute waifus.Alt Account: https://wolfgirl.bar/wgiwfDRC alt: https://detroitriotcity.com/users/wgiwfAll posts are a form of esoteric parody; you wouldn't understand it, glowniggers.
Wolfgirl Supremacist, Schizo Poster, Proponent of Atlantean Origin Theory,Soldier of White Jamahiriya, Watamelon cultist:watamelon_pet:,maker of bad memes and poster of shit and cute waifus.Alt Account: https://wolfgirl.bar/wgiwfDRC alt: https://detroitriotcity.com/users/wgiwfAll posts are a form of esoteric parody; you wouldn't understand it, glowniggers.
Wolfgirl Supremacist, Schizo Poster, Proponent of Atlantean Origin Theory,Soldier of White Jamahiriya, Watamelon cultist:watamelon_pet:,maker of bad memes and poster of shit and cute waifus.Alt Account: https://wolfgirl.bar/wgiwfDRC alt: https://detroitriotcity.com/users/wgiwfAll posts are a form of esoteric parody; you wouldn't understand it, glowniggers.
Wolfgirl Supremacist, Schizo Poster, Proponent of Atlantean Origin Theory,Soldier of White Jamahiriya, Watamelon cultist:watamelon_pet:,maker of bad memes and poster of shit and cute waifus.Alt Account: https://wolfgirl.bar/wgiwfDRC alt: https://detroitriotcity.com/users/wgiwfAll posts are a form of esoteric parody; you wouldn't understand it, glowniggers.
Wolfgirl Supremacist, Schizo Poster, Proponent of Atlantean Origin Theory,Soldier of White Jamahiriya, Watamelon cultist:watamelon_pet:,maker of bad memes and poster of shit and cute waifus.Alt Account: https://wolfgirl.bar/wgiwfDRC alt: https://detroitriotcity.com/users/wgiwfAll posts are a form of esoteric parody; you wouldn't understand it, glowniggers.
Wolfgirl Supremacist, Schizo Poster, Proponent of Atlantean Origin Theory,Soldier of White Jamahiriya, Watamelon cultist:watamelon_pet:,maker of bad memes and poster of shit and cute waifus.Alt Account: https://wolfgirl.bar/wgiwfDRC alt: https://detroitriotcity.com/users/wgiwfAll posts are a form of esoteric parody; you wouldn't understand it, glowniggers.
Linux Junkie, Open Source AdvocateOld School Photography [Film and Digital]Book and Movie addictI Fix Old Electronics and CamerasTree Hugging Hippie Green Party gp.orgVegetarian and Pizza AddictLoc: Jax FL- From: NYPronouns: He/Him#creativecommons #daytrader #fedi22 #foss#infosec #linux #linuxmint #oggcamp#opensource #photography #techandcoffeeadmin for @techandcoffeeAbout Post: https://mastodon.social/@geospart/109534805430736837[449 Characters]
Linux Junkie, Open Source AdvocateOld School Photography [Film and Digital]Book and Movie addictI Fix Old Electronics and CamerasTree Hugging Hippie Green Party gp.orgVegetarian and Pizza AddictLoc: Jax FL- From: NYPronouns: He/Him#creativecommons #daytrader #fedi22 #foss#infosec #linux #linuxmint #oggcamp#opensource #photography #techandcoffeeadmin for @techandcoffeeAbout Post: https://mastodon.social/@geospart/109534805430736837[449 Characters]
In the cat's gaze I see the question: "What the...?!"
#cats #catsofmastodon #caturday #кот #котатэрапія #котасубота #photography
kittymaxxing 
Wolfgirl Supremacist, Schizo Poster, Proponent of Atlantean Origin Theory,Soldier of White Jamahiriya, Watamelon cultist:watamelon_pet:,maker of bad memes and poster of shit and cute waifus.Alt Account: https://wolfgirl.bar/wgiwfDRC alt: https://detroitriotcity.com/users/wgiwfAll posts are a form of esoteric parody; you wouldn't understand it, glowniggers.
Wolfgirl Supremacist, Schizo Poster, Proponent of Atlantean Origin Theory,Soldier of White Jamahiriya, Watamelon cultist:watamelon_pet:,maker of bad memes and poster of shit and cute waifus.Alt Account: https://wolfgirl.bar/wgiwfDRC alt: https://detroitriotcity.com/users/wgiwfAll posts are a form of esoteric parody; you wouldn't understand it, glowniggers.
Wolfgirl Supremacist, Schizo Poster, Proponent of Atlantean Origin Theory,Soldier of White Jamahiriya, Watamelon cultist:watamelon_pet:,maker of bad memes and poster of shit and cute waifus.Alt Account: https://wolfgirl.bar/wgiwfDRC alt: https://detroitriotcity.com/users/wgiwfAll posts are a form of esoteric parody; you wouldn't understand it, glowniggers.
Wolfgirl Supremacist, Schizo Poster, Proponent of Atlantean Origin Theory,Soldier of White Jamahiriya, Watamelon cultist:watamelon_pet:,maker of bad memes and poster of shit and cute waifus.Alt Account: https://wolfgirl.bar/wgiwfDRC alt: https://detroitriotcity.com/users/wgiwfAll posts are a form of esoteric parody; you wouldn't understand it, glowniggers.
An invincible aura, brimming with happinessKeeping on shiny shiny on the stageI won't ever stop shining on itAn impulsive power in full bloomYou'll be dazzled won't you?My sweet, GIRA GIRA STAR!I post NSFW stuff here and there, minor dni, you WILL be blocked
An invincible aura, brimming with happinessKeeping on shiny shiny on the stageI won't ever stop shining on itAn impulsive power in full bloomYou'll be dazzled won't you?My sweet, GIRA GIRA STAR!I post NSFW stuff here and there, minor dni, you WILL be blocked
Scottish resident SF/F author (he/him/they/them). Three times Hugo Award winner, 30+ novels in print. Does not play well with Nazis. Abolish the monarchy!Born in a world with 320ppm atmospheric CO2, 3.3 billion people.@cstross.bsky.social on Blueskyblog at: https://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/FOLLOW REQUESTS: don't expect a reciprocal follow. And I will reject requests from folks with no profile and/or no tooting history.
Scottish resident SF/F author (he/him/they/them). Three times Hugo Award winner, 30+ novels in print. Does not play well with Nazis. Abolish the monarchy!Born in a world with 320ppm atmospheric CO2, 3.3 billion people.@cstross.bsky.social on Blueskyblog at: https://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/FOLLOW REQUESTS: don't expect a reciprocal follow. And I will reject requests from folks with no profile and/or no tooting history.
Big 
Duck 
NCD emote supremacy https://emojos.in/nicecrew.digitalavi/pfp by Sir Kek :kek_really:
NCD emote supremacy https://emojos.in/nicecrew.digitalavi/pfp by Sir Kek :kek_really:
Fam & Fedi Freeens...Hap Cat Sat...!... 
Subject of the Empire of Lies ((US)) suzerainty, GayRope, SpainThe jewish Inversion and its consequences have been a disaster for the human raceNEH TeamBackup @kamehamic@bae.stBackup @plusjuanperfecto@freespeechextremist now @fsebugoutzone.org
Winter guardian #lordpercival sits in a stoic pose on the porch before moving to his backyard lands. #cats #caturday #catsofMastodon #catsofFediverse #tuxedocat
My real name is Thomas DurandIndie developer of iOS app @padlok and @sharepalSoftware Architect and Security Engineer at DiliTrustFull-time geek, building stuff in the open🇫🇷 Paris
Christian,NatSoc, and loves animemonero back up ideology purgism427J2qo8zktQVQLgV8F2Ry21VRSzMsSE7MeXuUAJU2cv9m8DBKMDW8gFLu38UKMDi5cQfw125DKJSVUEJSJr4Efx2w54FKS
Christian,NatSoc, and loves animemonero back up ideology purgism427J2qo8zktQVQLgV8F2Ry21VRSzMsSE7MeXuUAJU2cv9m8DBKMDW8gFLu38UKMDi5cQfw125DKJSVUEJSJr4Efx2w54FKS
Agence France Brette. Amateur d'humour absurde et d'images étranges depuis le XXème siècle. https://www.yves.brette.biz/
Agence France Brette. Amateur d'humour absurde et d'images étranges depuis le XXème siècle. https://www.yves.brette.biz/
Executive Strategy Product Advisor, Founder of @Mastodon. Film photography, prog metal, Dota 2. Likes all things analog.
Executive Strategy Product Advisor, Founder of @Mastodon. Film photography, prog metal, Dota 2. Likes all things analog.
Thanks to ADHD I'm into many things like:Korean skincare, nail stamping and making things pink. Loose leaf tea and cocktailsVintage fashion and tea sets, and fountain pens.Sporadic cat training and CoC TTRPG.My sewing machine is in another country.Profile image: Photo of a dark haired woman in a dress, wearing a hat looking at the camera.Header: A landscape, in the foreground there is an incline and some houses, the layer beyond it a snowy mountain range.
Thanks to ADHD I'm into many things like:Korean skincare, nail stamping and making things pink. Loose leaf tea and cocktailsVintage fashion and tea sets, and fountain pens.Sporadic cat training and CoC TTRPG.My sewing machine is in another country.Profile image: Photo of a dark haired woman in a dress, wearing a hat looking at the camera.Header: A landscape, in the foreground there is an incline and some houses, the layer beyond it a snowy mountain range.
More updates on Jiji's urchin lifestyle. He is a thief, stealing items from my desk, Lego pieces from our builds, and Warhammer figurines while we build them. He's a beautiful majestic menace and we're impotent in stopping his reign of terror.
#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
I love the smell of #Geekosterone in the morningI ask questions. Where you go with those is not on me. You will disagree with me. If that makes you run away, your stance is weak.
I love the smell of #Geekosterone in the morningI ask questions. Where you go with those is not on me. You will disagree with me. If that makes you run away, your stance is weak.
Do you have pet insurance for your pet?
✓ FIGO
✓ felix
✓ embrace
✓ pumpkin
✓ Pets Best
✓ spot
✓ ASPCA
✓ AKC
✓ Pets+Us
✓ Pet Partners
These are ALL owned by #PrivateEquity firm Independence Pet Holdings...
*Go see my pinned toots on Private Equity, I'll wait...
Caught up? Feeling all warm and fuzzy that Fido is safe and sound?
This one gets worse. Independence Pet Holdings is owned by JAB Holding Company...
A German conglomerate literally founded by Nazis.
Woof.