Ran into a problem in prod?
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
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FlohEinstein (DECT: 3564)
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👶/🏠: 🇨🇭🧳: 🇮🇸🇳🇴🇸🇪🇩🇰👄: 🇨🇭🇩🇪🇬🇧🇫🇷🇮🇸, 👁️/👂:🇨🇭🇩🇪🇬🇧🇫🇷🇮🇸🇮🇹🇱🇺📚🎓: 💻 (HSR) / ⚖️ (UniLU)🥰: 🛰️🌍🧭🎯#geocaching , 📷#photography 🏔️🌋🏕️🚂☃️🌌🏭:🎣🪤🧑💻🧠/🫀: 🤯🥳🌪️🏳️🌈❤️:💒👩❤️👨🏠:👩❤️👨+🐕🦺This is my Nerd/Geek/Law/IT/Sarcasm account.For safe ND toots follow my account @FlohEinsteinFor pictures only follow my account @FlohEinsteintfr
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FlohEinstein (DECT: 3564)
@FlohEinstein@chaos.social
👶/🏠: 🇨🇭🧳: 🇮🇸🇳🇴🇸🇪🇩🇰👄: 🇨🇭🇩🇪🇬🇧🇫🇷🇮🇸, 👁️/👂:🇨🇭🇩🇪🇬🇧🇫🇷🇮🇸🇮🇹🇱🇺📚🎓: 💻 (HSR) / ⚖️ (UniLU)🥰: 🛰️🌍🧭🎯#geocaching , 📷#photography 🏔️🌋🏕️🚂☃️🌌🏭:🎣🪤🧑💻🧠/🫀: 🤯🥳🌪️🏳️🌈❤️:💒👩❤️👨🏠:👩❤️👨+🐕🦺This is my Nerd/Geek/Law/IT/Sarcasm account.For safe ND toots follow my account @FlohEinsteinFor pictures only follow my account @FlohEinsteintfr
chaos.social
@FlohEinstein@chaos.social
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Dec 16, 2025
Peter Cohen
@flargh@mastodon.social
Former tech journalist of 20+ years - still dealing with that trauma in therapy, here now for the shitposts and wry observations on life, mostly NSFW. Definitely not for minors, of interest to miners, or relevant to mynahs either.
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Peter Cohen
@flargh@mastodon.social
Former tech journalist of 20+ years - still dealing with that trauma in therapy, here now for the shitposts and wry observations on life, mostly NSFW. Definitely not for minors, of interest to miners, or relevant to mynahs either.
mastodon.social
@flargh@mastodon.social
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Nov 19, 2025
Turns out big chunks of the Internet are dependent on events like "propagated to all the machines that make up our network."
Delta Chat
@delta@chaos.social
Secure decentralized messaging for all major platforms and then some. Reliable and instant by using fast and secure Chatmail servers, but also compatible with classic e-mail providers. Offering chat-shared web apps for fun and collaboration, end-to-end encrypted and without any server side hosting. Security-Audited multiple times, last in 2024. #chatmail #FOSS #OpenPGP #deltachat #fedi22 #webxdc #p2p
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Delta Chat
@delta@chaos.social
Secure decentralized messaging for all major platforms and then some. Reliable and instant by using fast and secure Chatmail servers, but also compatible with classic e-mail providers. Offering chat-shared web apps for fun and collaboration, end-to-end encrypted and without any server side hosting. Security-Audited multiple times, last in 2024. #chatmail #FOSS #OpenPGP #deltachat #fedi22 #webxdc #p2p
chaos.social
@delta@chaos.social
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Nov 18, 2025
hypercentralizers are not having a good day today -- #github has joined #cloudflare to block or slow down millions of folks from doing stuff.
Maybe a good time to checkout out this new ACLU article about the current Apple/Google app-store oligopoly https://www.aclu.org/news/free-speech/app-store-oligopoly
TL;dr Google/Apple increasingly wield their world-wide #appcontrol in the political interests of various governments, and not in the interest of user security or privacy. The article lays out three areas of fighting back ...
ZeroDay Bae
@cyberseckyle@infosec.exchange
Above-average tech nerd. Husband. Father. Millennial. Associate C|CISO.I work in IT with a focus on Managed Services and Cybersecurity, helping small and midsize orgs stay online and less on fire.Interests include: #CyberSecurity #InfoSec #Privacy #IT #RMM #SysAdmin #Python #Apple #iOS #TechsearchableFormerly (@beardedtechguy)
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ZeroDay Bae
@cyberseckyle@infosec.exchange
Above-average tech nerd. Husband. Father. Millennial. Associate C|CISO.I work in IT with a focus on Managed Services and Cybersecurity, helping small and midsize orgs stay online and less on fire.Interests include: #CyberSecurity #InfoSec #Privacy #IT #RMM #SysAdmin #Python #Apple #iOS #TechsearchableFormerly (@beardedtechguy)
infosec.exchange
@cyberseckyle@infosec.exchange
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Nov 18, 2025
@angusm@mastodon.social
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Nov 18, 2025
Cloudflare seems to be having some kind of oopsie (it's probably DNS. It's always DNS) right now.
When you click on the link on their error page, it takes you to a page that says “Do you have a website? Anybody that runs a website should be on the Cloudflare network.”
Uh, read the room, #cloudflare. When people are trying to find out why your product has shit the bed, that's not really the time to make with the marketing copy about how they really really should be using it.
ttk✔️ (DO1TTK)
@ttk@ruhr.social
Cloud Engineering / Amateurfunk / Making / Fotografie / Rad fahren (mit und ohne Verbrennungsmotor) / Zocken / THW / Shitposting / Corporate Bullshit CultureNo smoke was observed to be emitted by the machine.Kein Weltraum links auf dem Gerät.This account contains chemicals known to the state of cancer to cause California.Dieser Account glaubt nicht an die Wirksamkeit von CWs und setzt daher keine.
ruhr.social
ttk✔️ (DO1TTK)
@ttk@ruhr.social
Cloud Engineering / Amateurfunk / Making / Fotografie / Rad fahren (mit und ohne Verbrennungsmotor) / Zocken / THW / Shitposting / Corporate Bullshit CultureNo smoke was observed to be emitted by the machine.Kein Weltraum links auf dem Gerät.This account contains chemicals known to the state of cancer to cause California.Dieser Account glaubt nicht an die Wirksamkeit von CWs und setzt daher keine.
ruhr.social
@ttk@ruhr.social
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Nov 18, 2025
Happy "We should have built a decentralized Internet"-Day again, for those who celebrate. #cloudflare
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