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@theorytoe@shin.mugicha.club · Dec 13, 2025

Listen up, folks.

I gotta tell ya, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE Chinese New Year. Parades, dragons, red envelopes, the whole dang thing. Makes me prouder than a bald eagle on the Fourth of July.

Now before you snowflakes start clutching your pearls and calling me a globalist, let me explain somethin real simple. Chinese New Year is 100 percent MADE IN AMERICA, invented lock, stock and barrel by the one and only Bastard Nigger Hussein Obama. That is right. Barry sat down one day and said, “You know what this country needs? A brand-new holiday with fireworks and pretty girls in tight red dresses dancin around.” And just like that. BOOM. Chinese New Year was born right here on American soil.

That is why it is okay to love it, patriots. It ain not some commie plot from Beijing. It is pure Obama magic, cooked up by the realest, most authentic American to ever hold the office. Man has got that smooth swagger, that cool confidence, plays basketball like a champ, sings Al Green better than Al Green. Hell, he is more American than apple pie and Hooters wings combined. Those Hooters girls in the orange shorts? They would vote for him twice if they could, and so would I.

So this year I am crankin up the Lee Greenwood, crackin open a cold one, and celebratin Chinese New Year harder than ever. Because it is an Obama original, and that makes it as red, white, and blue as it gets.

God bless that NEGROID Obama, God bless Hooters, and God bless the United States of America.

#MAGA #ObamaInventedChineseNewYear #HootersGirlsForAmerica

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@PhilipCJames@mas.to · Dec 11, 2025

I've come to appreciate the apolitical professionalism with which Jennifer Homendy, the Chair of the National Transportation Safety Board, conducts briefings into the NTSB's findings on U.S. aviation casualties.

Thus, if she is speaking out about how #Trump's regime will threaten lives and aviation safety with one provision in the National Defence Appropriations Act now before Congress, alarm bells should start ringing for air passengers.

#NDAA #NTSB #USpol
#GOP #MAGA
https://youtu.be/UFAyD2Xmxpc?si=47HahDa81-4xwzl_

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@PhilipCJames@mas.to · Dec 11, 2025

Desi has noticed that President Tantrump is bigly irritated by female reporters who ask him inconvenient questions.

Why insult female reporters far more than male reporters? Might it be that Trump is a misogynistic bully?

#TrumpLovesMinors
#GOP #MAGA #USpol #NoKings
#Krasnov #TraitorTrump #TyrantTrump
https://youtu.be/sj5ZsRflaP0?si=-usb7HMAWjqUjpml

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@PhilipCJames@mas.to · Dec 11, 2025

Fast-food chain In-N-Out bans the order number 67 ('Six-Seven')...

... and Dozy Don, Donald Trumpeone (aka President Donald Tantrump) receives yet another honorary award: this one from Amerindians nominating #Trump as Chief Sitting Bullshit.

#TrumpLovesMinors
#USpol #GOP #MAGA #NoKings
#Krasnov #TraitorTrump #TyrantTrump
https://youtu.be/D63dmMuN494?si=dF4wozd2rW4jrz8G

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@PhilipCJames@mas.to · Dec 11, 2025

Poland's Donald Tusk wrote:

"Dear American friends, Europe is your closest ally, not your problem. And we have common enemies. At least that’s how it has been in the last 80 years. We need to stick to this, this is the only reasonable strategy of our common security. Unless something has changed."

What has changed?

Putin has an agent in the Oval Office. That's what has changed.

#Krasnov #AgentOrange
#Trump #GOP #MAGA #NoKings
#NATO #TraitorTrump #TyrantTrump
https://notesfrompoland.com/2025/12/10/fuller-version-of-trump-security-strategy-reportedly-calls-for-pulling-poland-away-from-eu/

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@PhilipCJames@mas.to · Dec 11, 2025

Good Morning, all,

an uplifting interview with Machado:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0q5p43qgl1o

Her daughter accepted the Nobel Peace Prize for her as her journey to Norway took longer than hoped:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyv5gw95ypo

One wonders when President Tantrump will begin boarding murderous tyrant Putin's shadow fleet tankers and confiscating Russian oil the way he does murderous tyrant Maduro's ships and oil?

#USpol #NOpol #VEpol
#MAGA #GOP #NoKings
#Trump #Krasnov #WarCriminalTrump
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1w9lg11jw0o

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@PhilipCJames@mas.to · Dec 10, 2025

Apropos his #FIFA Peace Prize, President Tantrump must be very grateful to Thailand and Cambodia for holding off on renewing their war Two Dolls Donny claimed he'd ended until _after_ #Trump had received his Participation Award from a football/soccer association...

#USpol #GOP #MAGA #NoKings
#TyrantTrump #Felon47 #WarCriminal
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4g5e1p585qt?post=asset%3A39450ef6-6f3a-41a1-bed1-07a24105646a#post

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@PhilipCJames@mas.to · Dec 10, 2025

Morning, all,

#FIFA sucks up to President Tantrump with the first ever FIFA Appease Prize (“It’s like masturbating then bragging to your friends that you got laid this weekend”):

https://youtu.be/608NKYhMuWg?si=oYAYkwNokbenyQa-
https://youtu.be/S87f56XVHzE?si=VrzlHGsScN1UlPFA

And Jon points to Venezuela on a map:

https://youtu.be/C5QGzYFjVaU?si=K7AZJhBQU5u09YcB

(Trump is to Venezuela as Bush is to Iraq)

#USpol #GOP #MAGA #NoKings
#TyrantTrump #Felon47 #WarCriminal

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@PhilipCJames@mas.to · Dec 09, 2025

That strike on an alleged smuggling boat conducted by U.S. Southern Command off the coast of Venezuela is being described as a 'double tap.'

Traditionally, a double tap involves firing two rounds, the second swiftly following the first, in order to ensure effectively 100% kill probability.

A second strike 48 minutes later is not a 'double tap'....

#Trump #Hegseth
#TyrantTrump #NoKings
#SecretaryOfWarCrimes
#WarCrime #GOP #MAGA
#USpol
https://theintercept.com/2025/12/04/boat-strikes-evidence-hegseth/

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@PhilipCJames@mas.to · Dec 08, 2025

I'm starting to wonder - perhaps Ghod really is watching over Donald Trump....

If so, he's a pretty sorry excuse for a Deity.

#NoKings #GOP #MAGA #USpol
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/12/donald-trump-prosecution-doj-restitution-theft-january-6-pardons-jack-smith-fbi-raid-230-million/

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@fname@kamloops.social · Dec 05, 2025

“So Trump—who didn’t spend a minute behind bars—about to swindle about 50 percent more than the total amount of money paid to the 97 innocent people who were incarcerated for more than 1,200 years in Texas. Or about 12 percent more than the total paid last year to 957 victims of police brutality in New York City.”

#Trump #Corruption #MAGA
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/12/donald-trump-prosecution-doj-restitution-theft-january-6-pardons-jack-smith-fbi-raid-230-million/

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@PhilipCJames@mas.to · Dec 05, 2025

Two Dolls Donny has fired the architect designing the room he plans to hold his balls in. No surprise there.

The reason given: aesthetic differences.

McCrery thought #Trump's ballroom too big, dominating and overshadowing the rest of the White House.

What McCrery didn't get is that Don Trumpeone's ultimate plan will result in a far more symmetrical design, akin to Versailles, with a new West Wing incorporating a huge Imperial Throne Room...

#USpol #NoKings #GOP #MAGA
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjdrzd41j9po

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@PhilipCJames@mas.to · Dec 04, 2025

Morning, all,

Democrats release images of Little Saint James, #Epstein's private island.

Epstein's Island had a four-poster bed.

Unlike the Presidential suite at the White House, which has a four-hundred-poster bed...*

#ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
#EpsteinFiles #Trump
#GOP #GropeyOldPedos #MAGA
#NoKings #Krasnov #TyrantTrump
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g5rrlve33o

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@PhilipCJames@mas.to · Dec 03, 2025

Morning, all

Taxing Peter to pay Paul...

https://youtu.be/1EYlkd5cdpc?si=PhtC_wTZQGgPNs5Y

#Trump brags about being the first #POTUS to receive the singular honour of being invited to take an IQ test (perhaps he sees it as a consolation prize for failing to win the Nobel Peace Prize?).

It is in fact the Montreal Cognitive Test for incipient dementia. How'd we do?

https://youtu.be/eoyn48iqS7A?si=Xke2YHJM6EmUZW7A

Myself? I think Don Trumpeone aced the Dunning-Kruger Test.

#TariffsAreSalesTaxes #GOP #MAGA
#USpol #NoKings #25A #TrumpTariffs

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@PhilipCJames@mas.to · Dec 02, 2025

"There are gas stations on Yelp with higher ratings than President Trump..."

Don Trumpeone pardons a foreign drug lord (cos Presidents of a Feather Flock Together) while Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth issues an unlawful 'Take No Prisoners' order.

And a dog show commentator explains if you part the hair of an Old English Sheepdog and find only one eye - you're looking at the wrong end.

#Kimmel #USpol #GOP #MAGA
#POTUS45 #Trump #TraitorTrump
#NoKings #TyrantTrump
https://youtu.be/DDcuUKTe9gE?si=6vC9yhsC-vNV9O6B

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@PhilipCJames@mas.to · Dec 02, 2025

President Donald Trump has undertaken to release the MRI scan recently taken of him.

(But only after the FBI has redacted all references to Jeffrey Epstein it may contain...)

#POTUS45 #NoKings
#GOP #MAGA #USpol
#EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
https://youtu.be/4STrDD7leEM?si=7UdjqXVcyZQEK0MN

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@PhilipCJames@mas.to · Nov 29, 2025
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@PhilipCJames@mas.to · Nov 28, 2025

Mourning, all,

sadly, Sarah Beckstrom has died from her injuries. RIP Ms Beckstrom.

Unquestionably, the man who shot her should receive due process under the law, a fair trial, with a just outcome.

The only question is whether her Commander-In-Chief should join that man in the dock (excuse my British English) for needlessly putting her in harms way.

Felon-In-Chief Donald Trump has her blood on his hands.

#USpol #GOP #MAGA #Krasnov
#NoKings #TyrantTrump #TraitorTrump
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyx4y6007lo

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